By turning your head, of course!
Do you twerk? By turning your head, of course!
Can you twerk? Just once?
So, you turn your head to twerk and the girl twerks to her heart’s content and you’re all like ‘Whoa, that was cool!’, right?
We’ve all been there. I’ve twerked to so many people, it’s ridiculous. And a good friend of mine, who works for MTV, once tweeted out a link to a BBC article where a guy got arrested for twerking out of a car.
I found the article on Google and it’s the best. It is one of the most amazing stories I’ve had ever written, one that you should read when you’re high, to get a clearer view and understanding of just how ridiculous all this twerking has become.
Is it actually OK to twerk out of a car?
Well, the BBC actually found this article and said they’d like to talk to the police. Well, the police in England and Wales said absolutely not. Their response after asking whether twerking in public is a crime? “It’s not!”
So, there you go. No way they’re going to arrest somebody for twerking in the car.
If this woman and her friend don’t make it out in the UK, they might make it out abroad, where the law actually states that it’s not safe to twerk in public. So, do you think you can twerk outside of your own home?
As I said, yes.
So if you’re not afraid of the police, do you ever fear being arrested for twerking around when you’re out and about? How far do you go?
I mean, if someone calls the police and you’re twerking, of course, I do have some advice. If anyone calls the police on me, I will say anything to get the police to let me go. I don’t think it’s a huge deal for people to know that. I just want my life to be normal. So, if you’re in a situation where you’re twerking to get a reaction, just tell them, “I’ve just twerked.” They’ll tell you the same thing over and over, just tell them what “twerking to get a reaction” means.
But if you’re going to twerk
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