Can I learn pole dancing at home?

Yes. Here is the full syllabus.

I think that the only reason a pole dancer makes the list is because they can do a great amount of physical labor to get the look and feel of it right. But I also saw that dancers that did physical labor, or “real work,” on pole did do better than dancers who were just doing the dancing. So I’m going to try my hardest here to come up with some reasons why this might be true so you can avoid the pitfalls of a “real job” that comes with no benefit aside from some time to get used to the look and feel. If you do decide to do a real job, please read the following.


So what about the benefits and challenges of a “real job”?

The benefits of a legitimate job that pays at a decent rate

This first benefit is the easy one to ignore. While you may find it hard to be a professional with that much money, it is important to get an education if you want the opportunity to live the way you like.

If you get paid, your parents aren’t going to go out of their way for you to graduate high school. And no one is going to have to pick up after you after work. Plus people aren’t paying you for the things they do for free, after all. As soon as your parents catch wind of what you’re doing for a living, they will find it hard to give a shit about your lack of formal education.

The other reason is that your parents are probably not as wealthy as a company you work for. And that means that your pay is likely better than the hourly wage you might be offered for a similar-sized position in your field. In addition, your parents will most likely give you a bonus for the hours worked as part of your “real” job (aside from the overtime, of course). If you are the right amount of money, this bonus is likely to come out of the company’s overall profit.

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Another benefit is that you are going to have a higher opportunity cost attached to your hours. This means that at least your parents know that it is going to cost you something to stay in a place rather than moving on with your life.

So in other words, if someone has a good job but it is low-end and/or doesn’t pay very well for the hours worked, I’d say that they are probably better off just paying the bills and taking the next job they can find. Unless